BRANDON WOODLAND
"DUDE, HOLD MY BEER" — SOME GUY'S LAST WORDS, PROBABLY
Put some Adobe in my lap and I'll take right off. It's been my wheelhouse for eight years now.
Also, I need Windows alternatives for Final Cut Pro that AREN'T Adobe-based. Premiere Pro has historically been unkind to me.
SKILLS
Well, I'm in college now. So obviously I cleared high school.
EDUCATION
Walmart. Stocking shelves and unloading trucks at a Walmart. Also volunteering at a concession stand at Gillette and ONE scriptwriting gig that went nowhere.
Seriously, the one time I almost got an actual video editing job was one that involved a moral compromise I wasn't prepared to make.
WORK EXPERIENCE
ABOUT ME
Iam
SO FREAKING CONFUSED
I mean... what do I even put here? I'm a boring guy with geeky interests and a sparse friend pool. Not much else to say.
Look at that face to the right. Is that the face of a man who has his shit together? Didn't think so. Now please get out of my house.